ANOTHER UPDATE: Welp, Dalton lost his bags again. Thankfully he found them again relatively quickly. Have we seen the last of #BagSearch2016?
UPDATE: We did it, internet! Andy Dalton‘s bags are now safe and sound. Give yourselves a nice pat on the back.
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(Spoiler alert: The “That’s not the only thing he’s lost!” joke you’re about to make isn’t original.)
Bengals quarterback Andy Dalton has lost his luggage, and he needs your help:
He even had the DFW Airport on the case.
Unfortunately for the oft-scrutinized Dalton, some trolls tried to delay the search.
Sadly, Dalton has not found his luggage… yet. But he’s happy you’re helping him.
We’ll keep you updated on #BagSearch2016.